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- He is a walking scorched-earth policy. He takes what he wants to satisfy some hedonistic impulse, and then he leaves her sobbing in a hallway with her friend on the other line. He wrings every moment of every drop of novelty. He is doing shots and never with a chaser, because moderation and restraint are for women and faggots and children. The only way to be a real man is to be a real man as ferociously as humanly possible. He goes all-in; he gets shredded and ripped and defines his life by aggression and competitions. He buys the hamburger that comes with two other hamburgers and a chicken cutlet on top of it. Why? Because it’s three hamburgers with a chicken cutlet on top of it.
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ButterflyEffect · 4128 days ago · link ·
That was hilarious. The companion piece was great too, good reads to start the day! I have a love/hate relationship with bros. On one hand, I don't like them in general and am near the opposite end of the social spectrum, but on the other hand I've had some really amusing times because of them.